2,000 words or less: Today at Blockbuster
Helen: Dad, can you buy me a Juicy Drop Pop?
Me: No, kiddo.
Helen: Come on, Dad. Just one?
Me: How many Juicy Drop Pops have I ever bought for you? Zero. I’m not buying you one of those.
Helen: Grandma bought me one.
Me: Grandma’s not here.
Helen: You are ruining my life.